Sunday, December 28, 2008

Do u speak English?.. U know english? English? no? yes?.... hmmmmm

for days.. after kl asked me this simple qn of english of whether i know wad a preposition is n i cld not answer him coz i simply did not know the answer.. i hav been wondering quite abit..

so i find myself revising basic english to myself, knowing a verb, a noun, a pronoun, an adjective, an adverb... the list goes on n on.. omg lah.. haha
ok dun laugh at me ar.. i know alot of ppl like you n you n you also dun know wad the fuck some of the things are... so let me explain the definition yar..

A Preposition - a word used with a noun or pronoun to show its connection with another word.
examples- he is in that rm, he was fucked by her

A Noun - a word that is the name of a thing, quality, action etc etc and can b used as the subject or object of a verb.
examples- dog, cat, car, penis, vagina, sex, thrust, semen..... n so on

A Pronoun - a word used instead of a noun.
examples- he, she, it, they

An Adjective - a word which describes a noun.
examples- black dog, brown cat, big car, huge penis, tight vagina, hot sex, weak thrust, sticky semen

A Verb - a word or grp of words tats used in describing an action, experience, or state.
examples- cleaning the dog, feeding the cat, driving a car, he put his penis into her vagina, that might lead to sex, it was thrusting her, the maid was cleaning up the semen

An Adverb - a word which adds to the meaning of a verb, an adjective, another adverb or a sentence.
examples- clean the dog tomorrow, drive the car slowly, that might lead to sex quickly, the maid was cleaning up the semen there

A Conjunction - a word to link other words.
examples- please clean the dog tomorrow and also remember to feed the cat, although he had put his penis into her vagina, his thrust was still not good enough for her, while the maid was cleaning up the semen, they were still thrusting away

ahhh so concludes english lesson no.1 n bio lesson no.999
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