Wednesday, December 31, 2008

maintaining the image....

finally went to DaZhong for their first official teacher meeting, settling all the admin stuff such as time tables n all tat.. n doing all the things tat hav to b done by the 1st day of sch..

cant help but feel a surge of excitement.

anyway we, as in the trainee teachers, got to meet the whole staff n it was quite cool.. haha cant believe i m saying this.. but the rest of the teachers r nice.. n the old ones were like hovering us, giving us advice, n generally taking care of us... while the younger ones were like bitching wit us, telling us whu is weird, whu is nice n whu to watch out for.. haha...

i guess teachers r humans afterall...

i was assigned to b a form teacher of a 4.3 class... tats mean the 3rd pri4 class.. haha.. they only hav 5 classes of pri4, sheesh!.. like wad my 'co-tutor' said they r not spectacular.. but they wun b much of a trouble.. they hav potential but they r quite lazy... hence they r like middle middle.. since according to my co-tutor, the intel gap btwn the top classes n bottom classes can b quite vast.. so hmmmm..

sadly there was some cock-up.. n now another older teacher claims she is the form tutor of 4.3.. zzz the thing is the timetable of tat class clearly states tat i am the form tutor... even my co-tutor says tat i m the form tutor.. but oh wellz... since i hav no intention of offending anyone .. i decided to just let the higher-ups settle it.. haha..

though up til now.. i also dun know wads going to happening on the 1st day.. i do hope i get a form class though.. hehe.. .. anyway i wun know until like the 3rd day of sch.. coz the 1st 2 days, all the trainees got to go for course.. so heres to hoping all goes well.. haha

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on another side note.. its the last day of the year.. WOW!.. haha how time flies..
i tink another thousand blog entry is coming.. haha
i can feel it... =p

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Do u speak English?.. U know english? English? no? yes?.... hmmmmm

for days.. after kl asked me this simple qn of english of whether i know wad a preposition is n i cld not answer him coz i simply did not know the answer.. i hav been wondering quite abit..

so i find myself revising basic english to myself, knowing a verb, a noun, a pronoun, an adjective, an adverb... the list goes on n on.. omg lah.. haha
ok dun laugh at me ar.. i know alot of ppl like you n you n you also dun know wad the fuck some of the things are... so let me explain the definition yar..

A Preposition - a word used with a noun or pronoun to show its connection with another word.
examples- he is in that rm, he was fucked by her

A Noun - a word that is the name of a thing, quality, action etc etc and can b used as the subject or object of a verb.
examples- dog, cat, car, penis, vagina, sex, thrust, semen..... n so on

A Pronoun - a word used instead of a noun.
examples- he, she, it, they

An Adjective - a word which describes a noun.
examples- black dog, brown cat, big car, huge penis, tight vagina, hot sex, weak thrust, sticky semen

A Verb - a word or grp of words tats used in describing an action, experience, or state.
examples- cleaning the dog, feeding the cat, driving a car, he put his penis into her vagina, that might lead to sex, it was thrusting her, the maid was cleaning up the semen

An Adverb - a word which adds to the meaning of a verb, an adjective, another adverb or a sentence.
examples- clean the dog tomorrow, drive the car slowly, that might lead to sex quickly, the maid was cleaning up the semen there

A Conjunction - a word to link other words.
examples- please clean the dog tomorrow and also remember to feed the cat, although he had put his penis into her vagina, his thrust was still not good enough for her, while the maid was cleaning up the semen, they were still thrusting away

ahhh so concludes english lesson no.1 n bio lesson no.999
=)

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Same same, but different

omg the past few days must been quite the mad rush.. haha
rush to meet ppl, frens n all tat.. n rush to meet my further boss.. haha

first up is well i finally got a one-on-one meeting wit the principal of DaZhong Pri sch which i rushed to.. since i was going to b late..

fyi i m becoming a trainee teacher, starting 2jan, n i m posted to DaZhong Pri Sch
dun laugh!

anyway.. so got to meet the principal n vice principal of the School.. the meeting was supposed to b 230pm.. n i reached early at 215pm coz i took a taxi (must set gd impression mah...)..anyway the principal was late until very lipu ar.. he came only at like 3pm.. which is quite wtf.. in the end, to occupy myself, i walked around the sch.. n tat was when i realised the sch is seriously damm small.. u can literally see one end of the sch to the other end.. that is how small is it...

if u take the sji campus, u can probably sink 3-4 DaZhong in it.. gosh josh.. small.. n rather old too.. anyway so the principal, high lord as he is, came at 3pm there abt.. by then, the second trainee teacher had arrived also.. so we both had our meeting session with him n the vice tgt... yar quite screwed up.. the geez of the meeting was seriously 'i dun know!' .. haha.. nothing much was told to us.. n the most useful things done was assigning us our ccas n giving us our tables. gosh!

i telll u ar .. the cca is damm fuck typed lah.. din even hav a chance to say anything. lolz.. i shld hav shut my mouth abt that i was a scouts when i was in sji.. coz becoz of tat.. the principal gave me scouts as my teacher -in charge cca.. sheesh!

no.. i do not wan to b a scouter... no NO!

so we seriously just got shoved wit our ccas.. wo a choice.. haha.. the other trainee teacher had indian dance n she was not very pleased wit it either. since she is a contemporary dancer.. lolz!.. but the vice principal keep insisting on giving her indian dance.. coz she is an indian.. i know .. abit errr... haha..

at least the fellow trainee teacher, shamili, i tink.. was funny n sociable so managed to talk quite abit.. n bitched too.. haha .. cant believe it rite? we will bitching abt the sch even b4 we teach in it.. haha.. n i was seriously bitching abt the fact that i m being given a class all by myself from the first day of sch.. god save me sia.. i feel quite fucked.. but on the other hand.. i dun know if its a blessing.... hmmm... i mean there r gd ways to see it, being given a class all by myself, at least i can sort of do wad i wan.. wo someone breathing down my neck.. but i dun know lah..

scaryyyyyyy
haha

at the end of the whole thing, we din get to see whu the 3rd n last trainee teacher is.. dun even know if its a she or he... hmm hope its a nice she.. mayb chinese or mixed blood.. lolz!.. ok lah shld not b so racist ar.. anyway i wonder wad the last trainee teacher will tink sia when she/he sees the great sch of DaZhong.. haha

on the other hand... the ppl in sch does seem nice.... at first glance..
so ohwellz....

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well the days b4 n after the principal meeting were filled with things to do.. meeting wit sji guys.. meeting wit sajc mates... n going shopping with mummy.. haha.. quite abit of rushing here n there... n also watched movies too

watched 'The Day the Earth stood still' n 'Australia' wit sji ppl... n watched 'Yes Man' wit sajc mates..

'The Day the Earth stood still' was quite wtf with imbal robot guardian whu can sonic shock everyone n shut down everything mechanical.. n also can dissolve into millions n millions of metal bugs to devour ppl, things n everything.. haha.. 'Australia' was one mother fucking long movie.. haha, at first i tot it will b like pearl harbour, but turn out Australia is more like a very huge love epic wit some action scenes.. personally i liked it, nice story really.. very funny stuff like nicole kidman trying to sing some wiz of oz song .. haha... n the celeb scene was her screaming her head off when a kangaroo was shoot dead in front of her .. HA!... As for 'Yes Man', the whole movie was funny... i mean jim carrey .. lolz wad do u expect.. but the thing i wil rmber is the old grannies giving jim carrey a blowjob.. haha

grossssss!

oh n did shopping wit mummy.. haha actually scouted first wit sji frens. then coz got some DBS/POSB discount.. so got mummy to come wit me.. haha... brought the office wear for the sch teaching lol.. 3 long sleeves n 2 pants.. din managed to get the white striped shirt that i wanted.. dun hav my size =(.. damm it.. the G2000 shop at marina sq was like swarmin wit ppl lah.. n ppl trying their clothes in the changing rm were like taking so long.. got a few guys, they changed liao then show their female counterparts(mostly look like mothers).. so it was like change, show, change, show.. gosh take so damm long.. haha

but in the end time well-spent... i hope the colours r ok.. lolz!

here goes Mr Wu... hha

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

I blah blah blah...wadever...With my Life!

Few days after the phuket trip, it finally dawned on me tat well.. i m out of army.. haha.. gone!
somehow when u r on holiday u tend to not tink abt such things...

but anyway i m happy.. happy to leave the Service.. but i must say i seem alittle lost ar.. haha afterall after 'acting busy' for so long, i finally found myself wit quite a bit of time on my hands.. n at last this time is mine n not controlled by some other higher beings.. nor am i at the mercy of LKY/LSL/GCT when they feel like taking a piss outside their hse

haha dun sue me pls.. =P

yar but i guess the Army did give me a bit of structure in life.. since theres always something to do, some conflict to resolve, some crisis to avert n some misdeed to cover up.. haha...........

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Army for me started 2 days after my Prom Nite.. haha..2 fucking days!. yes it was on the day 8th Dec 2006, prom was on 6th Dec 2006.. why was my enlistment so early.. well for those whu dun know (n i tink i hav repeated myself alot of times liao).. due to the efficency of the army.. i was drafted into the obese company.. yup on grounds tat my BMI was too high.. duh!

anyway... admist all the vibration of lips n mayb flamming ones.. i entered the Service a wk earlier b4 anyone of my batch actually entered army.. hhaa gosh josh!... felt very saggish on the enlistment day, i was there when my bro enlisted so i knew wad to expect but well it was diff when u r the one enlisting..

i cant imagine anyone will b excited to enlist.. but oh well.

so after doing everything.. all the stuff n the swearing of my pathetic life form to the grand armee of spore.. i tink we had lunch, saw my first form of army wayang n then b4 long it was gd bye to mummy dearest at the SAF Tekong jetty ferry terminal.. n boy felt extremely fuck typed at tat moment.. haha.. n as usual mummy was tearing up n abt to cry.. n well tat brought a break in my heart.. seriously.. cruel government!.. haha..

anyway decided to leave fast.. so as to end the torment.. n well like i always think 'just get it over n done wit'.. so zoom zoom off.. leaving mummy there.. n puff! into the world of army i go.. i rmber my first PS at the obese Dragon coy was a malay, nvr did rmber his name but i rmber he was very bitchy.. strict but seem nice in a bitchy way.. it was there when i met PY's student council fren, Alfred, i tink.. dam nice guy lah.. haha .. n it was nice to see a familiar face..

so the first nite was spent shifting around.. turn out this shifting was not uncommon as the 'D' coy CSM said tat some of us grow smaller while some larger.. hence the shifting.. it was at tat time that i knew tat obese has its diff grades, 'A' Coy for Mild, 'D' Coy for Moderate and 'E' for Seriously... in any case i was one of those whu r deem smaller so i was shifted to Alpha coy. Alfred stayed in Dragon if i m not wrong so i lost a fren just like tat.. haha...

at 'A' coy, we were assured tat there wil not b anymore transfers so sagging our way to our bunks, we started to unpack.. in my bunk, i met Cedric, a TJC guy.. abit weird but funny nonetheless.. haha.. i seriously cant rmber much of wad happened in 'A' coy coz i din spent much time there... coz soon after we started arranging our lockers.. a call from the PA system called some ppl n me included..

at tat pt of time, i was wondering wtf was i being called upon

in the end, we received information tat we r due to a medical review... n well to b up-pesed from pes BP(fat) to the normal pes B.. honestly i felt happy .. haha coz tat means i m no longer considered as obese.. haha.. but then tats means i hav to pack everything again.. so pack pack pack.. said gdbye to cedric whu i actually started to like as a fren (in my later army life, i wld see him again)..

n then it was sagging around doing nothing while waiting for the medical review, when we finally got the results.. we were given off-in-lieu since the pes B ppl were enlisting later.. so we had like 3 days of free days.. haha aint tat great?

anyway the 3 days passed quickly.. n it feels weird anyway...

but soon it was back to the army.. n into Pegasus Company... where i wld spent the rest of my recruit life there... time spent there passed more quickly than i tot, almost like a blur .. haha

there was live range when i got to fire a M16, where i almost got coy best shot but missed out by one shot. lolz!.. n of course there was field camp n SIT test whereby my lips vibrated n my body rotted. it was during such outfield stuff tat i realised tat i doubt i wil survive in a forest environment.. haha.. i say now tat i really hated outfield.. n hope wit all my heart tat i wil land in an urban ops unit.. i mean rewearing the muddy uniform n having to wear that irritating helmet... n the bugs.. omg!.. cant stand it!!!!!

anyway.. i guess becoz of such thinking i kinda sucked quite badly in army.. lolz.. afterall most of time i felt quite saggish n was more than happy to let someone else take the lead.. n yes sometimes mother nature just takes it out of me.. sigh.. in addition to tat, i nvr did hav the heart to improve my ippt.. haha.. in the end of bmt, i still cld not do a single pull-up.. n the only thing i really excelled in was running.. but well u cant pass on tat alone.. suffice to say, in the end i failed my ippt.. n well tat was something i will regret even til today....

2 things happened towards the end of my bmt.. the release of our A levels results n well the failure of my ippt.. both concluded tat my life is seriously going to get very very fuck typed.. n well it did in a way i guess..

though i m fine now.. but i still really wish to turn back the hands of time ...

anyway.. so of course i was posted to become a Man, no sgt or sir for me.. haha.. on the other hand, almost as a consolation, i was posted to 39th SCE, which was my bro's unit, it is an urban ops unit, one tat takes care of spore chemical defence n does anti-terror stuff too... i was temporarily happy.. n for a while the feeling of being crushed flowed away.. made quite abit of frens there, marcus, chin han mainly... the sgts were nice.. n the sir was well nice too though reminded me of my bro.. haha..oh n i did my first ever pull-up in 39th sce... time spent there was fun n the exp rather rich.. the knowledge learnt during the lectures n practical was well very interesting.. haha.. n of course whu can forget the smoke chambers.. anyway all gd feeling faded away when i realised that i was not a pioneer of 39th sce..

fyi, a pioneer is a name given to a Man of 39th n 36th sce. main job is to support the commanders in wadever they do, usually they do more work than the commanders but get less credit for it =)

yes in fact, i was actually posted to 36sce, while 39th sce deals with chemicals, 36th deals with explosives... hence the nickname bomb squad...

b4 i entered the unit, my bro n quite a no. of ppl were telling us soon to b 36th SCE pioneers that 36thsce was a very strict unit, with very high standards.. n tat the ppl r very nasty.. n tat we got to learn how to drive.. n tat the unit is an ippt gold unit.. n tat .... the list goes on n on n on... not to mention ppl telling us that the camp in which 36sce is stationed is very very old n extremely run down compared to seletar camp.

in any case nothing nice was said of 36th sce except tat it was a more elite unit compared to 39th sce..

gosh..

so it was wit a little fear tat we left 39th sce.. n went all the way to Selarang camp, all the way on the other side of spore from my home at cck.. yes selarang camp is at pasir ris.. =.=''

when we first saw the camp, we were shocked.. at the start we were wondering if we saw the wrong camp coz it looked so new.. so new indeed.. upon closer inspection, we realised tat 36th sce was inside the 9div infantry camp.. in short, we r a camp inside a camp.... haha

all negative thoughts of 36th sce seems to vanish when we saw the renovated camp.. quite nice really.. then our temp CSM WO Ang came n talked to us.. n he is damm nice lah.. haha.. funny old man too.. whu kept us entertained with his jokes n wad not.. n he is very very reasonable indeeed..

n wit tat life in 36sce started.... n hence the rest of my army life too..

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but b4 we cld start our lives in 36sce, we must first learn how to drive, since it was a requirement in our vocation to drive, nvr saw the logic of tat.. but yar..

driving course was at first tot to b very slack.. afterall it was a course for drivers, how hard can it b? .. of course first time learning driving can b hard, controlling the veh n all tat.. but stil we din tink tat it will b tat bad... tat was until we got into the drivin sch itself..

in our first few lessons, we soon learnt that the trainers in the SAF driving sch r fuck typed idiots whose dicks r too small until they got to take it out on ppl like us, of course not all r like tat, there r some nice ones. but i with my horrid luck got a very very horrible one.. sigh

my trainer was gd .. he really does deliver results.. n he is a very exp driver.. but gosh his mouth n the way he handles his students.. the TERROR sia.. haha.. everyday i get blasted by him up down left n right... felt extremely fuck typed n at many times felt like just killing him... bascially he just likes to swear at u.. scream at u when u make mistake.. n just like to pms u like fuck.. haha.. so every morning b4 driving lessons i feel extremely depressed n will start to degenerate into a zombie...

i guess it was becoz of ths fear of him.. tat i was determined to pass no matter wad.. n so in my first attempt at the driving test, i passed.. i was bleaming like dun know wad.. n literally waltzed over the waiting area.. haha...

it was like a depressing cloud was finally washed away from me =)

n with more n more of us passing our driving test.. we were given our status as 36th sce pioneers n also given our LCP rank

n well life in 36sce then took on full swing

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while in 39th sce, everything was taught thru lectures, drills n practicals, in 36thsce, due to the fact tat we r a ops unit n we hav a high tempo of jobs, everything was taught on the job.. so for a few mths we were like a headless chicken.. tryin to figure our way out of everything.. sad to say our seniors were more than rdy to leave n thus left us rather ill-prepared.. haha

in 36th sce, my army life was truly defined.. with roles to play n jobs to do... n much planning at hand.. we forged ahead in a way.. though thru the mths, more n more ppl from our pnr batch started to drop out.. we were reduced to a mere 16-17 from a full strength of 21... but stil we managed to get things done.. at times some of the politics can get very irritating.. n at others, the ppl themselves caused me to vomit blood... n then there r the days when the paper work is rather bitchy... or on other days when ppl wan to go for offs but their offs r not approved n the world is abt to die.. n yet we still functioned.. haha

sometimes i wonder myself too.. how we did it.. but we did.. haha

of course things wld not hav been done if not for our masterful planners of duties..
the highest of highest aaron neo n sometimes daniel tsou.... n yes ben aw too =)

n things wld not hav run tat smoothly if not for all the computer systems tat our tech wiz created...
the tech wiz daniel tsou

n our veh wld not hav functioned properly or pass inspection if not for our WPT ics..
the slut queen weilun, n of course aaron neo the highest

not to forget the guys whu did fuel recepits so tat the fuel keeps flowing..
the god leslie n the fucking slack ah lam ck (just kidding)

n of course the ppl who take cares of our Stores, who if gone, how r we ever going to jump start the veh or clean them up..
the white time-keeper shuhan n the overmind yuhui

n last but definitely not the least.. the person who helped me wit the offs n leaves of our pnrs..n also does our ration indentment n takes the attendance of our dept..
the wise n agely ah wang (ben wang)

of course there r all the other rest too who made life so much more enjoyable
the 'driver' jamie whu gave us rides back home
the 'come suck my cock' parthiban whu well keep asking ppl to suck his cock
the 'i m not a bitch but i wan to b one' waikit whu is ever so funny n compromising
n the 'father' andrew whu always is the oldest n giving us life's advices

n i of course the Off/Leave IC is always at your service yes?
how can i ever compare with the highest of highest or god? haha

smiles...

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haha ok enough bullshit.. in a way becoz we all knew we had a job to do, we did it well.. n gd thing ppl like the commanders actually loved us for our work.. some even saying we r better than most batches..

haha.. i know whu cares yes.. but i m sure most of us felt gd when such things r being said of us..

afterall whu can forget we had 'so many' accidents at the start.. aaron even had 2.. ppl hitting barricades, ppl hitting cp roofs, ppl hitting veh.. n all tat.. the mayhem tat caused.. haha.. i rmber i felt quite wtf when i had my accident.. all those reports to write n wad not.. sheesh. but well i guess we all need a little accident to wake us up.. haha..

trust me after an accident u will b rather careful after that

well in 36sce we also get to see the 'real' spore.. haha.. secret ways.. n all that.. gosh.. quite interesting i must say.. haha .. not to mention staying in the 5 stars hotel shangrila whenever we do major ops.. haha.. i mean how many ppl actually get to stay in a 5star hotel when they r serving NS.. n did i mention we were given full treatment like any guests? haha.. cool rite?

anyway it was in 36th sce.. tat i realised shld stop sagging around.. so got my fitness up.. n thru that started to raise thru the ranks.. from LCP to CPL to CFC.. do i deserve my ranks? yes i wld like to tink so.. afterall i did my job well.. at least i hoped i did it well enough.. haha.. i ran 2 half marathon, though i seriously doubt i wil ever run a full one.. haha.. my running timing has improved (though nvr did it ever got back to the bmt days).. n of course i managed to clear my chin-ups..

n finally i can say.. i m no longer as fat as i used to b... haha.. unlike others who like to dellude themselves. i know i m not slim either.. but well working towards it yar? i m definitely more fit now.. hha.. which is seriously gd thing.. haha

i told myself tat i nvr wanna go back to those horrible fat self in the past.. n i hope i nvr will.. counting on my frens to make sure i dun.. lolz..

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the Service did change me.. in many ways...
changed both physically n mentally...

i guess its a gd thing.. but i lost a part of me in army.. i can feel it.. haha.. i m not whu i used to b.. not as talkative i tink... but oh wells... the things we do yar?

unlike some, i actually learnt some lessons from army.. n for me i m glad to leave the service.. since i did my share of work.. in fact at times i did more than my fair share of work.. haha

i guess when u really really put in effort in doing something, at the end... u feel tat u achieved something.. of course not everyone can say tat...

some slacked their way thru army... n i pity them seriously, for they will nvr learn the lessons that we learnt...

=)

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Ahhhh.. why din i tink of that earlier?

haha..

i tink i m seriously getting more n more stupid sia..

anyway the msn buggy thingy has been solved..

thnx to ger n louis..

they whu suggested changing the msn password.. n well so far nothing has gone wrong yet..
i hope..

come to tink of it.. wad a simple solution to a such an irritating problem yes?


curse the person who created such a 'bug'.. curse his/her nipples will rot to hell n back.... n then grow on his/her face.. cursed!!

Notice Notice..

i realised n yes i do make stupid mistakes , i hav clicked on a stupid link.. n gave my msn password n sort.. lolz

yes stupid i know.. anyway.. though nothing seem to change n well everything is stil where it is.. the irritating thing is for some weird reasons, sometimes i will b 'signed out' .. n 'someone, something, somewhere' wld sign on...

n then sent that same link thru my msn to random ppl in my contact list..
i cant seem to remove it n all..

so if u know.. pls help haha

in the mean time.. pls dun make the same mistake as me ..
dun click on the link... even if u see my msn... its probably not me

thnx =)

feeling every other things...

life has kind of settled back down to the boring pace.. haha after the 'high' from the phuket trip passed..

so now boring boring...

haha.. but i m quite ok wit it.. since in 02 jan will b starting the TTP.. sigh
feel like going back to school like that.. u know.. left less than 2 wks of holidays, then suddenly u feel the need to do alot more ...

to make time more well-spent.

but i guess.. this TTP is not like sch.. more of job actually.. n a test. so oh wells.. we shall see bah

anyway went running today wit kl.. felt saggish... haha.. din do tat bad.. just felt saggish.. haha n of course kl being the ocs slut was like speeding ahead like dun know wad.. lolz

the arguments on the way back were funny n well enlightening.. haha

yup i know random post n all.. but yar.. haha
mayb will do a army reflections entry soon.. tink it deserves that...

since army did taught me alot of things.. n changed me alot..
=)

Friday, December 19, 2008

Never knew I could feel like this....

Never knew I could feel like this,
Like I've never seen the sky before

well recently i got my posting to the sch that i wil go to for my trainee teacher program (TTP).. before i go into NIE in august 2009... it is DaZhong Primary School.. its a sch in bukit gombak so i guess it is ok in terms of location.. haha i was expecting some other schs but i guess one cant ask for too much..

besides i m only a untrained trainee teacher
at least its nearby to home.. one mrt stop away.. haha

anyway hav to call the sch to ask for instructions n wad not from my new boss, who is of course the principal.. haha.. was told that need to go for staff meeting.. gosh josh... me going for a staff meeting.. a teacher's staff meeting.. can u imagine that? haha.. makes me feel how time flies by n how positions can b so swapped.. haha

wellz.. hopefully Dazhong Pri sch wld b not tat bad.. checked out the sch at the moe webby, yes schs hav their own webby.. looks fine.. they r due for moving coz of PRIME, but thats at the end of next year so wun affect me.. haha.. then again tat probably means that the sch is quite old.. but oh well.. we shall see bah

not everything is like sji yes?

Thursday, December 18, 2008

We only students.. cheap cheap plssssss..

well i m back from phuket.. good riddance.. just joking.. haha

it was overall a fun n very outdoorish trip, which is gd for me.. haha frankly i nvr did like shopping trips.. i tink u wld spend more money n will b like totally tired.. n not to mention got to take back alot more luggage when returning to spore..

so well amongst ppl coming late n ppl asking ppl to do things. we kinda got ourselves to changi budget terminal.. daddy fetched us so it was ok.. haha.. budget terminal is very budget.. haha..single leveled building.. lolz. but at least it still hav all the shops n eating places here ..

not as nice as t3 but yar.. its budget lah

anyway we reached on saturday 131208 late nite, around 11pm like that.. n we stayed there all the way until 171208 evening 6pm like tat.. haha

ever since reaching phuket it has been quite the mad rush.. rush to go to the beach.. rush to book the different tour packages.. n of course rush to shop..

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thank goodness we din book the tour packages online.. if not my lips will b vibrating ar. haha.. we went to phuket n booked. n gosh josh.. the price was so much more cheaper.. since can bargain like dun know wad like tat.. haha we met a nice tour agent.. name is Lek.. lolz.. damm funny n nice. n yes she understand english.. n well got a relative gd price for 2 tours.. one to phi phi island which was island hopping n snorkelling.. n another was a sea canoeing trip to phang nga to explore sea caves.. cool rite?

of course we actually wanted to do many many more things.. like white water raft.. atv n all tat.. but no time.. haha..
but regardless we got a gd price(i tink) for the packages.. n definitely was cheaper than the online booking =p

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the hotel we stayed in was a 3 star one .. Ochidacea if i m not wrong.. it close to kata beach.. n well is kinda at the start of the 'shopping belt' of the kata beach area.. its also not that high up the hill.. so we dun really hav to climb like fuck to reach our hotel.. though of course, we had to climb quite abit to reach our rm.. haha.. there is no lift there ar.. lolz.. its layout rdy reminds of old sajc at malan road.. haha the building built on a slope, so its kinda spreaded out.. anyway our rm was at the top of the hotel.. so we had a commanding view of the kata beach.. n well nice view.. n nice wind too.. haha.. lots of funny things happen in the rm sia.. shower head breaking twice, lolz.. n our many many requests.. haha.. we were thinking if the hotel staff kinda rmber us ..us being rm 144.. coz sometimes we dun even need to tell them our rm, and they wil know.. lolz.. but dun b mistaken, although its 3 stars, the hotel was still nice.. the staff were friendly n well very efficient i wld say.. hha.. everything was done quickly when we asked for it.. so 3stars was not tat bad afterall.. i mean it is relatively cheap too..

of course the reason they knew us cld b becoz we seem to b the only asian in that hotel.. lolz.. there were tons of white ppl... n well whenever we eat breakfast, i felt like a monkey on display.. theres always the stare n then looking away.. haha.. but i guess all was well .. at least we r singaporeans n not some other asian countries =)

oh yes breakfast served there was nice.. lolz.. the egg station was the celeb every morning.. with us eating the scrumptious omelettes like theres no tmr.. haha.. the female chef tat cooks the eggs was this rather small lady.. n she was dam shy.. haha.. but funny in a way.. anyway scrumptious scrumptious.. haha

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talking abt food ar..the food there is damm cheap lah.. haha even eating at a high end, high class looking restaurant.. we had a feast of scumptious dishes. n we only like spent 20 singpore bucks each.. haha.. n we had like crab, prawns.. seafood the like.. n of course drinks n all tat.. haha.. cheap rite? .. n then we found a beach restaurant at kata beach.. i tink its called Kata Mama or something haha.. gosh there the food is even nicer.. n we spent like 10 bucks each, n we had more food.. n it was more scrumptious than the high end restaurant.. haha..

cheap is also the shopping i guess.. lolz.. but b rdy to bargain.. if not your lips will vibrate when u realised u been conned.. hha.. like cw n his 800baht sunglasses which cld b cheaper.. or mine 450 baht flip flop which cld b like 200-300baht.. haha.. or ed n his numerous t-shirts.. haha.. but anyway after learning from our first lessons of bargainning.. we quickly got the drift.. n well.. we were able to get gd prices for most of things.. t-shirts were mostly like 6 bucks.. haha.. board shorts mayb around 10plus.. belts was around 10plus too.. so basically everything was under 20 bucks singapore.. haha

n of course the t-shirts we brought were of 'branded' names.. but i wun tell u coz i dun wanna get insulted for buying fake goods.. haha =) actually as we were shopping we were all wondering if they were really fake or rejected goods.. but anyway i tried my best to make sure my stuff did not look too fake.. haha .. shall see bah yar..

anyway shopping in the end was very mad rush-ish .. or rather was the most rushy thing we did in phuket coz of time n the amt of stuff we wanted to buy.. bargainning was also very tiring.. haha wit all the sayings been repeated over n over again like:

'cannot cannot, too expensive.. give better price'
'half half, u want 180, we want 160.. so we take 170'
'really cannot cheaper?'
n the prize winning one
'we students, not rich.. give cheap cheap?'

haha.. not to mention all the talking in chinese so as to not let them know wad we saying.. although i tink some of stall ppl knew chinese.. haha but of course act dun know.. well some stall holders were nice to bargain wit, as in they were funny n all tat.. others were quite pmsy.. n wld actually come close to asking us to fuck off. lolz..

and being us.. we always seem to sag for damm long in a stall.. we cld spent up to a hour in one stall n still hav not decided on wad to buy.. haha.. or we cld not find a right size n wld stay there n look n look.. haha.. it took us a while b4 we had the mentality of if dun hav just move on.. haha.. n of course becoz of our draggy nature, many of the stall holders wld find us amusing.. n wld giggle or laugh.. i do hope they r laughing wit us.. haha...

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oh yes.. the tour packages we booked were all to do nature n such.. very cool things.. first up the phi phi islands hopping.. in a speed boat.. whereby seriously u cld b thrown out of your seats.. coz the speed boat is crashing thru the water.. haha.. there was not much interaction btwn us n the other tourists.. n the grp was small like 10plus ppl. hha.. well we were the only asians. so yar..

whu cares?

anyway.. snorkelling was fun in a way... lolz.. first time doing it so when i first went in the water.. my mouth pc which is meant for breathing became a straw.. lol!.. n was sucking up huge amt of sea water.. haha.. i also went in wit my spec.. n gosh josh.. becoz of tat cld not create an air tight condition in my mask, n naturally sea water was like coming in.. lolz.. damm..i hope laser ops come soon.. haha .. anyway finally i took off my spec.. figured out how to wear the mask properly,.. n wow although i was slightly blinded.. i cld still see the fishes.. all the colourful ones.. n there were so many.. hha.. the guides were feeding the fishes.. so they were swimming near us.. hha.. so cool.. though treading water was quite the tiring affair.. but it was well worth it.. haha.. hmm wonder when i will see such nice stuffs sia.. haha

the beaches tat we went to was wow wow wow.. fine sands n all tat.. n crystal clear water.. so unlike spore.. haha.. one particular one was maya beach.. where they filmed the movie 'The Beach'.. anway.. white n fine sand.. nice water... ahhhhhhh.. n the view of the bay.. so DAMM nice.. haha

i sound like an excited sch gal.. but really its tat nice.. haha

then the 2nd trip was the phang nga province, a little further up from phuket.. where we did sea canoeing.. ok lah we din really self paddle.. we had a guide to paddle for us.. this grp had more interaction coz mayb the grp was bigger, 30 oddppl.. hha.. our guide for the day was damm nice.. n well funny too, toking abt trees look like like dicks.. n all tat.. n helping us cam whore.. haha.. we all tot he was one of the more talkative guides.. haha..

oh anyway the sea canoeing trip was cool in a way coz we get to explore the diff sea caves..n gosh some of the sea caves r so small.. the roof of the sea caves r like so near to our faces.. we had to lay down.. haha.. while some r so vast.. u feel slightly awed. haha.. there caves with bats.. n caves with shiny rocks.. very cool.. n all this while our guide was explaining to us the diff caves.. n the animals n all tat.. haha..

thru the caves.. we wil come into the lagoon or the hong as they say in thai.. haha.. saw many mangrove trees, mudskippers n a family of monkeys.. haha.. cw n ed took plenty n plenty of photos..

there was a small self paddling part.. haha where it was so damm funny.. coz whenever ed took the paddle.. we wld nvr go str.. haha.. but it was nice to enjoy some paddling ourselves.. haha.. but seriously we wld nvr survive as a canoeing team.. lolz

the coolest thing abt the sea canoe trip is the Hongs by the Starlight.. b4 hand we did something called a kratong, some floating thing made of the stem of the banana plant.. n decorated with flowers n wad not.. hhaha.. we went into this hong i guess n after cam whoring n wishing.. we released it.. n snap snap.. haha.. then our guide brought us to Dark Corner.. n showed us how to 'attract' a special type of plankton by shaking the water wit our hands.. haha.. wad so special abt these planktons r that they r luminous when shaken or disturbed.. lolz.. damm cool lah.. bright spots n all tat.. of course a little light n u wun b able to see it liao.. so its impossible to get it on film n photo.. but a very nice exp really..

ahhhhhh

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well.. ok a rather long entry i know.. n really theres so much more to say,... haha..
yup there was quite a no. of bitching n snapping in the trip.. but i guess being frens thats wad happens.. haha.. cw headless chicken ritual in the morning was funny in a way.. n bitching at each other for all sorts of reasons was funny too.. haha..

whether another trip wil happen .. well not too sure.. mayb? haha,.. perhaps this time wit more ppl.. i wld not mind going back to phuket again.. its nice place.. nice ppl too.. mayb try staying in another hotel.. or stay in Ochidacea again also can... haha.. at least there got scrumptious omelettes.. haha..

soon i will received the photos from ed n cw.. n well wil post them on the blog.. so watch out for them bah..
now time to rest.. haha =)


Saturday, December 13, 2008

Photo update!!

oh yes.. b4 i leave for phuket
here r the photos for the first ever clubbing exp with the sji guys.. lolz

yes i know quite sad.. but yar..

look under the 'Look into my Life' section for:

The Double O Clubbing Experience

enjoy !

N so here we go again...

well tmr i shall b off to phuket.. leaving spore at 630pm.. so tat means 430pm at budget terminal..

haha finally travelling by budget.. taking tiger airways.. which is a bit omg.. since i hav nvr taken a budget airline b4.. but wad to do? money money

money... some ppl just dun know its impt yet...

anyway hope it will b fun bah.. it a bit exciting coz first time going overseas wit the sji peeps.. n well the previous on going to malaysia with ventures dun really count coz tat one got teachers following.. this is really like the first time all alone.. wo any adult supervision..

haha.. wonder wad will come of it?
well heres to the best of it all =)


btw i will b back on wednesday.. i guess u can expect lots of photos n 'bitching'..
yessss

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

i hav been thinking..

u know sometimes .. i tink its better not to b too bitchy..
sometimes i wonder if i shld just stop bitching.. haha..

since this bitching thingy is like getting quite fa wei ar...
sometimes i feel like the whole world is infected wit bitchiness... n everyone just wanna hav the last word.. n snap at each other...

fa wei.....
not to mention feeling abit ridiculous too.. hhaha

sometimes the arguments r so... wtf-ish?

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anyway on another side note...
i finally got my driving license.. as in the real one, the plastic one with photo n all tat.. haha
they registered mailed to me.. but i tnk they sent it at 0945am.. n of course i m asleep..
n since mummmy dearest hav not repaired the doorbell... i tink the guy knocked on the door n i obviously in deep sleep cld not hear him.. lolz!

so neway.. got to go PO tmr to collect ..
yipee

after 3 fucking weeks... i got my license!!
yeh yeh yeh... =)


Tuesday, December 9, 2008

The day tat came n gone...

this entry was supposed to b created 1 wk ago... but since that was the time when blogdrive was screwing up, tis incident was thus not blogged abt.. so here it is..

Anyway, in case your still dun know, i hav finally left the service of the our Spore Grand Armee!
haha.. yup as of 051208, i am back to a civilian.. a normal human being.. a free man not boy anymore =)

and gosh it does feel gd ... gd riddance to the Army!

well to b frank when the day came, it felt just like a normal day.. afterall we hav been in the ORD mood for close to a mth liao.. so well it was more of a formality to go back to camp to finally put it down in writing that we r free..

nonetheless i do feel abit well excited when i was finally given my pink ic n asked to fuck off.. lolz
since i was one of the few ppl to ord on that day, since not many ppl r from the Obese batch hahah, when so i went back alone loh.. thnk goodness got daddy's car.. haha felt gd driving a car to camp.. and one that is not restricted to 50km/h .. haha

i did spent quite the amt of money to buy food for the ppl in camp, ppl in AES, in ops rm.. n of course the junior EOD pnr.. haha.. since i was alone.. cant share cost.. so money money.. haha

well army life is well boring, and its nothing like wad they said in TV or another media mediums.. haha .. u meet all sort of ppl.. all sort of situations.. n can feel happy, sad n damm fuck typed one..

but.. i guess u can learn quite a no. of things.. i mean i did.. since my vocation is well to do wit bombs.. haha at the start we all tot it was cool... but in the end we seriously become very very jaded.

so yar i learnt lots of stuff.. of course to write it here wld b stupid.. so mayb when i do meet up wit u ppl out there.. mayb can share abit of the shit we do.. which is actually not much i tink... haha.. impt but no one really cares =(

of course i must say there r lots of memories in NS.. n gosh i seriously doubt i will forget them.. nor the ppl i know too.. some bad.. but mostly gd.. haha..

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oh yar.. anyway after i finally finished the ORD stuff .. i used the car to go home.. n then fetch ed to go out.. b4 finally returning it to my dad at suntec..

n gosh that ed ar.. asked him to look at the street directory n he kept on taking photos.. of the car n me driving.. lolz!.. funny sia.. well in case u r wondering we did find our way to suntec in the end.. lolz..

parking at suntec cp was a horrible affair.. lolz.. first was i drove into a curb..haha.. nothing much, jus the left front wheel made contact wit tat lovely curb.. haha.. basically i cock eyed.. then din see that the path is curved so i kept going straight n ended up making contact wit the curb.. of course ed wld give a more colourful story.. but well tat ed.. haha

oh later in the nite we went clubbing.. lolz.. hav not gone for quite sometime.. since my army frens all dun wan to go .. i know so weird rite? army guys dun wan to go clubbing.. haha .. just kidding.. no hard feelings.. anyway so yar it was like a long time since i went clubbing.. kl din join us coz he was tired.. sad sad.. haha

anyway.. we went double O where in the end hav to pay entrance fee.. zzz.. n stil got to wait.. n cw was pmsing .. n got 'nice' aussie guys toking to us... but we cant really make sense of wad they r saying.. they speak english but wit the accent.. its well abit hard to listen out.. haha

the clubbing was fun at the start.. but towards the end was quite boring since the songs were repeating.. n the dj was quite wtf.. n oh did i mention double O can become the newest gay club in spore man.. with the amt of guys tat enter.. sheesh.. n all u see the face, can tell is NSF.. haha.. fucking alot of man.. n those few females that r around hav like male guardians.. or hav their own little charmed cirlce.. haha

i tink double O is going downhill.. haha thnk goodness for the cheap drinks..

oh and ed looks very very fugly when he is high.. the things he do.. lolz.. i guess only cw n i will rmber..

great laugh!

right.. we r up n running

after sending much of last nite trying to figure out how to use blogspot.. i hav finally done it
this blog is up n i hope fully done up...

haha.. after using blogdrive for close to 5years
i must say blogspot is not tat bad.. it does give me quite alot of flexi to do more things..

anyway.. basically the blog lay out is the same.. all the photos r still here, the tag board is here too, the short profile of me is here too (i need a whole web pg if i am to write my complete profile hehe..) .. yar they are all on the right side of the webby

the header image is well a photoshop product.. used quite abit of effort to do the damm thing..
haha sent like 30min trying to figure out how to convert a .psd file to .jpg file.. haha
well hopefully next time wit newer photos i will b able to make more interesting photoshop stuff.. haha

i can see how poh get addicted to photoshop.. hha

alright... i guess u can say this is the first entry? lolz
dun worry.. the real entries r coming..

now go n fill up my tag board!

At the Beginning...

welcome welcome.. welcome!

since that stupid blogdrive seem to having some prob...
i hav checked.. all blogdrive webby seem to b not functioning

n i seriously cannot bear not letting the world know abt me...
so of course i got to start a new blog!

haha

this is still under construction... i hav nvr used blogspot b4.. so give me sometime yar?
soon.. u will all see the new ZB blog

promise....